Saturday, July 26, 2008

Drunks On An Airplane

I've recently come across a rather odd event that occured on an airplane traveling from Greece to my beautiful homeland, England. There were a few women that got drunk on the airplane and nearly became the most recent recipients of the Darwin Award. I think everyone should be familiar with he term Darwin Award but in case you are not it means someone who does something incredibly stupid that ends in their demise. In other words the perfect idiots eliminate themselves from the gene pool, hopefully before they've bred. Can you say natural selection?
These two women brought their own alchohol onto the plane and had been drinking and smoking for a while in the loo before going to the bar and demanding more drinks. The barman denied them, and rightfully so considering how intoxicated they were. The women then got loud and obnoxious, cursing and beating a flight attendant with a Vodka bottle. They then went to the door and attempted to open it in order to allow fresh air in. After this absurd gesture the women were collected, held into their seats by the security guards and the plane had to make an emergency landing in Frankfurt. They were arrested but released after a few hours. I guess they can't hold people in jail for being stupid. Thisis one of the most drastic and obnoxious example of human behavior I've seen in quite some time or my name is not Alois Goodall-Cobbleman.

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